Attempt to settle Tope Alabi’s daughter’s Paternity failed, See both fathers phone conversation
By Dayo Badmus
In the last two weeks, top Gospel singer, Tope Alabi, her daughter and her ex-husband has been in the news for the wrong reasons.
Mr. Mayegun Olaoye had sparked off public outrage when he cleared the air on his past relationship with singer Tope Alabi.
According to Olaoye, he fathered Ayomikun and despite his ex-wife marrying another man, it has not changed the fact he is the father of Ayomikun.
The young girl Ayomikun did not help matters when she granted an interview during the week saying she will never recognise a runaway father as her Dad. She added that the only father she know is Mr. Soji Alabi. Mr. Olaoye’s younger brother also came into the picture saying the family including Olaoye made efforts to reconcile with Ayomikun but, her mother punctured their efforts. The singer has remained mute in all these.
This is a satirical and imaginary conversation between the two men involved in the brouhaha on how to resolve the issue.
Note: It’s a SATIRE
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Mr. Alabi: Hello!
Mr. Olaoye: Hello sir
Mr. Alabi: Who am I speaking with?
Mr. Olaoye: My name is Mr. Olaoye. I am your wife’s former husband.
Mr. Alabi: Ok, what can I do for you?
Mr. Olaoye: Well, nothing much. I just want us to speak as men concerning all the issues of Ayomikun. The issue is giving me sleepless nights. Most especially how the Social Media is blowing it out of proportion.
Mr. Alabi: Did you saying Out of proportion?
Mr. Olaoye: Yes! I mean family issues are not supposed to go that far.
Mr. Alabi: Anyway, I personally believe that’s how you want it. I am sure my wife and my daughter, Ayomikun didnt plan it that way.
Mr. Olaoye: Cuts in….Did you say your daughter?
Mr. Alabi: Yes I did…..She is my daughter.
Mr. Olaoye: But, you and I know she is not your daughter, that she is my daughter.
Mr. Alabi: You saw it and the whole world saw it when she said I am the only Dad she has…. didn’t you read that?
Mr. Olaoye: Yes ! I read it but,….
Mr. Alabi: But what ?
Mr. Olaoye: Ayomikun is just a child. I know she is angry but, you and I should be able to guide her correctly
Mr. Alabi: She is not a baby, she knows what is good for her
Mr. Olaoye: Ok, I need you to help me as a man. You know blood is thicker than water.
Mr. Alabi: So, what should I do for you Now..?
Mr. Olaoye: I want to have my daughter back. I miss her and I want all issues settled.
Mr. Alabi: Haha! Mr. Olaoye, you are very funny. Just like that? The girl in question already disown you. She has a new father now and you know.
Mr. Olaoye: I know, I just want everything back to default settings. What will it cost me?
Mr. Alabi: What it will cost you? Are you ready to pay?
Mr. Olaoye: Let’s talk Mr. Alabi!
Mr. Alabi: Ok, for taking care of her for 20years, I will take ₦10million for each year.
So, give me ₦200million for 20years.
Mr. Olaoye: Haaaaaaaa….Mr. Alabi, thats too much Na.
Mr. Alabi: Too much?? Then, you can forget about the reconciliation.
Mr. Olaoye: No! Let’s talk but..but….sir, you also took my wife Na. Will you also pay me consolation for that inconvenience?
Mr. Alabi: I didn’t take your wife
I married her legally. She wasn’t married when I met her. She had a baby, but if you want a consolation, how much?
Mr Alabi: You took her for 21years since 1999
Mr Alabi: Yes! That’s right.
Mr Olaoye: Let me also be nice as you are nice to me on Ayomikun. You can also pay me ₦10million for each year. So, 21years will give us ₦210million.
Mr. Alabi: Interesting Mr. Olaoye. The money is much but, she is a very good woman. When can I expect your payment for me to release Ayomikun to you? I am sending my account details now.
Mr. Olaoye: That’s not a problem sir. I had sent my account details to you just now. Once I receive your payment alert of ₦210milion for the 21years inconvenience without my wife, I will transfer your ₦200milion. Don’t forget that, once I sent the ₦200milion, you will have to also release my wife too.
Mr. Alabi: You are not serious (Hangs Up)
…. Phone….Po…Po..Po….
Mr. Olaoye: Hello Mr. Alabi….Hello….Mr. Ala..
…. Phone drops…..
It’s SATIRE…Not to be taken serious
